Ride or Die / Wheels of Life

Story 35 of 52

By M. Snarky

We wake at dawn,
often begrudgingly,
and load up the bikes,
and the necessary gear,
and drive the road,
barely awake,
to the edge of land,
to the edge of the sea,
where the two collide,
is where we congregate,
to set out,
on our weekly ritual.

We ride, we ride.

With skinny tires,
and spoke and wheel,
and chain and gears,
we hop on our saddles,
and grab our handlebars,
and we ride the weathered,
asphalt ribbon,
that strings along the,
Pacific Ocean,
and crisscrosses,
the coastal mountains,
that are dotted with,
century old oak trees,
that are covered with lichen,
and black walnut trees,
with resident squirrels,
and holes in the ground,
with other resident squirrels,
that often scurry,
frantically,
without apparent reason,
out across the road,
directly in front of us,
making us flinch,
and miraculously,
with nowhere to hide,
they somehow avoid getting run over,
at the very last second.

We ride, we ride.

With hawks, crows, and condors,
soaring overhead,
and sometimes,
a turkey buzzard or three,
on the road ahead,
dining a creature,
that was formerly living,
this is what they do,
we also spy mule deer,
and an occasional coyote,
out in the periphery,
of the living canvas,
and we see,
the tumbleweeds,
waiting for the wind,
to set them free,
and we see the purple sage,
and the green wild fennel,
an invasive species,
that is hard to eradicate,
and the orange poppies,
and the purple lupine,
and the yellow coreopsis,
the rainbow of colors,
and the richness of textures,
is pleasant to the eyes,
as we roll by,
side by side,
and keenly observe.

We ride, we ride.

Looking out across,
the shimmering azure sea,
changing hues by the moment,
we see the dark kelp beds,
just beneath the surface,
that protect the little fishes,
from the big fishes,
who want to eat them,
and we see sailboats,
and fishing boats,
and we see whales,
and dolphins,
and sea lions,
surfing and playing,
in the briny blue,
and they smile at us,
and we smile back,
acknowledging each other,
in the fleeting moment,
as we glide down the road.

We ride, we ride.

We ride in the fresh salt air,
and in the warm sunshine,
and in the biting cold,
and in the pouring rain,
and in the gusty wind,
that nobody really likes,
and we fix flat tires,
regardless of weather conditions,
because we must,
and we talk and laugh,
about all sorts of things,
sometimes serious,
sometimes humorous,
but always engaging,
and sometimes we cuss,
to emphasize a point,
and sometimes we deride,
the ones that are deserving,
of our scorn.

We ride, we ride.

We ride along,
through the open space,
between heaven and earth,
past the verdant fields,
and up and over the hills,
and across the valleys,
and through the mountain passes,
and down the canyons,
sometimes too fast,
and through the tunnels,
and over and under the bridges,
and sometimes through water,
that’s a little too deep,
that gets your shoes and feet wet,
making them cold and squishy,
and year after year,
we meet and we ride,
for endless miles,
with the people that we love.

We ride, we ride.

This is how we meditate,
and naturally medicate,
and how we heal,
and how we make sense of,
our complicated lives,
until the fateful day comes,
when circumstances conspire,
to weaken and wither our bodies,
and we can ride no more,
then we’ll dream,
the wonderful dream,
the golden dream,
the infinite dream,
of the adventures past,
and the stories told,
and the laughter,
and the comradery,
where time stands perfectly still.

And we ride, we ride,
endlessly.

Angry City

Story 25 of 52

By M. Snarky

They are angry when they walk,
tuning out the ambient voice of the city,
tuning out the world,
with their portable electronics,
that they cram into their ears,
or clamp over their heads,
which makes it look as if,
they are wearing earmuffs,
even in one-hundred-degree weather,
filling their heads with,
whatever echo chamber they have chosen,
one that reinforces their beliefs,
or their lack of belief,
and with complete indifference,
to the others around them,
never saying hello or hello back,
to the friendly passersby,
but always ready to shout,
at the guy on the bicycle,
who was yelling out to them, lookout!
as they step off the curb and into the crosswalk,
often against the traffic signal.

They are angry when they drive,
on the boulevard, on the highway, and on the interstate,
speeding and tailgating,
and running red lights,
and cutting people off,
while they smoke their dope and pop their pills,
and sometimes they kill people,
because they felt wronged by the person,
that flipped them off because of their reckless driving,
or who were actually driving the speed limit,
or just because they are running behind schedule,
and in a hurry to pick up their children from school,
or to pick up their Shih Tzu at the groomer before they close shop,
or to get to their therapists office on time,
to work on that anger problem.

They are angry at the supermarket,
often acting like the drivers,
grabby, sullen, and impatient,
as you take the time to check the ripeness of a watermelon,
or checking the expiration date on a piece of meat,
or checking the milk carton,
to see if you recognize,
the missing child printed on it,
or writing out a check for your groceries,
or ordering a sandwich at the deli counter,
and they are often guilty of blocking an aisle,
and they get all bent out of shape,
when you politely ask them to move their cart,
as if the request was the equivalent,
of asking them,
to move a mountain,
and they are often guilty of having,
more than fifteen items in the express checkout line,
because they are selfish, inconsiderate jerks.

They are angry at the airport,
which should be a happy place,
because they are taking a trip somewhere,
and they argue with the attendant checking in their bags,
who needs to charge an extra fee,
because their bag is overweight,
much like themselves,
and they argue with the TSA when they try to get through security,
with more than 3.4-ounces of anything,
like their ridiculous 32-ounce Stanley tumbler that is full of water,
or perhaps vodka,
that they have to dump out,
and they get surly with their fellow passengers who hold up the line,
to take all of 5-seconds,
to put their carry-on into the overhead bin.

All of these angry men and women,
walking and driving and shopping and traveling,
make this a dangerous city to live in,
because it is never certain what will make them snap,
or when they will snap,
but when they do,
you will hear about the insanity on the local evening news,
who will get the facts of the story mostly right,
or on the social media platforms,
where facts are apparently situational,
and often substituted for belief,
or conspiracies,
and you will see ten different storylines,
from ten different influencers,
about the exact same event,
the majority of which are opinions,
and not actual news,
and certainly not actual journalism.

I have decided not to get caught up in it,
caught up in the urban-borne anger of the others,
the anger bubbling just below the surface,
the anger that is ready to be unleashed,
at the mere whiff,
of an inconvenience,
or a perceived disrespect,
but will instead remind myself,
that there are happy people,
somewhere in this city,
that there are kind people,
somewhere in this city,
that there are good people,
somewhere in this city,
but they all must be sought out,
because they are nowhere in plain sight.

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