
Story 21 of 52
By M. Snarky
Howling Santa Ana winds
and bone-dry atmosphere
conspired against us
coalescing into
an unholy duo
that stoked the flames
and scattered the embers aloft
igniting everything that they touched
with absolute impunity
indiscriminately
destroying everything
that lied in its path.
Inside the hellfire
homes were transformed
into piles of rubble
memories were transformed
into piles of ash
people and beloved pets
were senselessly incinerated
in the eternal struggle
between man and nature
but also
between man and his fellow man.
The scumbag looters
driving fake firetrucks
and wearing fake uniforms
and showing fake ID’s
swoop into the neighborhoods
to try and steal anything left
that may be of value
once again proving
unfortunately
that this city
the City of Angels
also has devils
that are amongst us
who must be eradicated
like cockroaches.
The insurance company executives
wringing their bloated ever greedy hands
will send out droves of adjusters
who will put policy holders
through the grinder
when they file a claim
and they will drag their feet
and they will roll out miles of red tape
and they will indefinitely stonewall you
and make you fill out reams of
unnecessary paperwork
and asking you for documents and receipts
that they already know
were lost in the fire
all the while hoping and praying
and plotting and hedging
scheming, actually
that the event will be considered
a federal emergency
getting them off the hook
from paying all of the damages
and allowing them to keep their fat salaries
and drive their flashy cars
and send their children to ivy league schools
and continue to screw the policy holders
with lowball estimates
and higher premiums
as they slither their way back to headquarters.
Whether it was arson
or infrastructure
fingers will point
to lay blame
of the source of ignition
on an individual for an act of violence
which they will vehemently deny
or on a power company for an arcing wire
due to an aging infrastructure
that was not properly maintained
which they will vehemently deny
or on a politician for defective policies
that exacerbated the problem
which he will vehemently deny
or all of the above
in a concerted effort to appear
to identify who should pay
for the massive damage
and the lives lost
but in the end, everyone will pay
after FEMA steps in
and makes the situation worse
with their ineptitude and indifference
while the EPA blocks people from
accessing their own properties
and the insurance company executives
gladhand the feds
for making their day.
Ten or twenty or thirty years from now
when what had happened before
had already been forgotten
it will happen again
the perfect storm
of atmospheric conditions
and the burning
and the destruction
and the loss of life
and the fear
and the heartbreak
and the dry reservoirs
and the dry fire hydrants
and the missing city leadership
and the lies
and the deception
and the corruption
and the rezoning
and the litigation
and the new Urban Wildfire tax
and the higher utility bills
and the fraudulent contractors
that took the money and ran
will all be distant memories for everyone
except for the insurance companies
who never forget these things
because they know
history repeats itself
and they will increase your premiums
and their stock prices will rise
and their coffers will overflow
and their massive executive bonuses
will be distributed amongst themselves
and who know
the dog-eared
Catastrophic Event Playbook
all too well
especially the chapter
on how to make the government
make the taxpayers
pay for the damages themselves
as they callously
cancel your policy
and go play a round of golf
with the politicians.